Something for Everybody

"Whoever says 'Nothing is impossible' has never tried to slam a revolving door."
--Willy Walker

"It's disappointing, really. When two people become one, you lose someone."
--anonymous

"So if he's here, who's running hell?"
--Van, "Van Widler"

"Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly."
--Robert Doisneau

"You know you're lucky when some mornings the sunrise isn't the prettiest thing you see."
--unknown

"Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition."
--unknown

"If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. "
--Thomas Carlyle

"Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
--Anonymous

Lal: "What are they doing?"
Guinan: "It's called flirting."
Lal: "They seem to be communicating telepathically."
Guinan: "They're thinking the same thing, if that's what you mean."
--"The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0

Beverly: "Right now I find you extremely, extremely... of course we haven't time for that sort of thing."
Picard: "What sort of thing?"
Beverly: "Oh, god, would I love to show you."
--"The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

"It depends what your definition of the word 'is' is."
--Bill Clinton

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
--Tom Clancy

"I think in the 180-some hours I've done Data, they've opened up just about every part of my body except one, and I think they're saving that for the next film...."
--Brent Spiner